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Question: What kills the most people each year?

Answer: Time. Yes, time is responsible for 100% of all deaths each year. Suck on that cancer!

Our mission is to raise awareness about the dangers of the subscription to and recognition of TIME.

There is a field of infinite possibility out there, we aim to discover it through extensive research in the field of fun and enjoyment.

We have all heard the expression, "I'm just killing time." Guess what? You're not. Time is actually killing you. That is why we will be promoting a new expression to replace the old one.
"Time is killing me."

Monday, March 8, 2010

Take your time? I don't think so.

Have you ever wondered if you have suicidal tendencies? Well if you use the phrase, "take your time," the answer is yes, you are desperately suicidal. By allowing someone to take THEIR time you are essentially allowing time to kill YOU, in short you might as well be slitting your wrist with a safety pin. Don't tell me to take my time because I sure as hell won't tell you to take yours.
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