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Question: What kills the most people each year?

Answer: Time. Yes, time is responsible for 100% of all deaths each year. Suck on that cancer!

Our mission is to raise awareness about the dangers of the subscription to and recognition of TIME.

There is a field of infinite possibility out there, we aim to discover it through extensive research in the field of fun and enjoyment.

We have all heard the expression, "I'm just killing time." Guess what? You're not. Time is actually killing you. That is why we will be promoting a new expression to replace the old one.
"Time is killing me."

Monday, March 29, 2010

Bad Timing, HA!

She looked at me with those eyes, those big fucking beautiful eyes, those eyes that made me fall in love with her 5 minutes earlier when she got on at the Belmont stop.

"It's just bad timing, I'm sorry." She said.

"You're sorry?" I replied with a snarl. "Why? Because not only is Time choking the life out of me, it's ruining my chances with the girl of my dreams?"

"We just met 5 minutes ago, you don't even know me." She said with a confused look on her face.

"There you go again with Time." I looked up at the ceiling exacerbated, on the verge of a total breakdown.

"You're crazy." She said over her shoulder as she quickly ran out the doors at La Salle.

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