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And you thought you were angry before...

A new soldier is born

A stranger ask me what time it was the other day.

I said: "F time in the A!"

The stranger gave me an offended look and walked away. I'm pretty sure I got through to him.

A new soldier in the fight against TIME was born.

The oldest currency of all time: TIME

It was recently brought to my attention by my good friend Sebastian that there is another interesting phrase: "spending time." This implies that time is a form of currency and that, like any limited resource, it has a value. While we have clearly demonstrated that time has no value in other ways, now we know that it IS worthless because time (according to its definition) is infinite. Infinity is certainly a long way off from being a limited resource. You might even say it is the antithesis of a limited resource, and therefore, not something of value.

In any given transaction, there is someone that "spends" and someone that "recieves." So who is it that receives time, and what are they giving up to get it. The answer: because we recognize time and view it as something of worth, we not only spend time, but we receive time as well. And what do we give up to get it? Everything. We could all be missing out on a perfectly blissful existence simply because of our insistent acknowledgement of time.

Time is a masochistic human fabrication created in order to create the illusion that death is imminent, and that you must "spend your time well." Unbelievable how much anxiety that phrase brings! And from a previous post, we all know the relationship between anxiety and time. In the history of anxiety, there has not once been a situation in which time was not involved (like waiting on the dentist). Anyone in their right mind should not spend time, nor acknowledge it, because time does not exist. Thats right time: YOU'RE NOTHING!

Time does not discriminate

Time kills the following foods: milk, strawberries, bread, apple cider, beef, ostrich, tomatoes, avocado, bananas, dragon fruit, chicken, fish, bagels, boysenberries, orange juice, herbs and spices, potato chips, dates, green chilis, sugary cereals, cup cakes, cream cheese, cantaloup, pizza dough, cabbage, apples, sweet breads, veal, key lime pie, rump roast, babaganoush, green beans, tater tots, jumbalaya, vegan brownies, grapes, cantaloup, blueberries, cheese, and mussels

Desire, TIME's constant companion

Desire is aging me and TIME is finishing me off. Oh the struggles of the human condition. It's all too much. Always consuming. It's our nature to manifest more and more desires, more and more things. Fucking things! Always more and more things! Enough. I want no thing. I want nothing. Except maybe her. Give me her and I will be happy. Give me her and I will need nothing else. Give me her so this can all end. Desire is aging me and TIME is finishing me off.

Time's Most Deadly Agent: The Dentist

As I was sitting, waiting for 20 minutes in the dentist's chair, wondering if my jaw and headache problems were rooted in some major dental problems, I noticed that time was killing me at an exceptional rate. More than usual. My mind was racing from one catastrophic problem to the next... could I need a root canal, maybe my jaw is disaligned, maybe my wisdom teeth are causing the constant dull pain? Even worse, maybe it is none of these! Perhaps it's not a dental problem at all! What if it there was something cancerous growing in my brain? With each new thought came more anxiety about my predicament. At the moment, it was very clear that time had a close relationship with anxiety. Anxiety was an extension of time, and time was an extension of my anxiety. Those moments enhance the destruction that time creates. I'm sure everyone would agree that time is killing us much more quickly when we are late for something and we're stuck in traffic. It is the anxiety of the situation, however, that is the catalyst for time's irregular pace. You can almost feel the grey hairs growing on your head.

Solution: eliminate anxiety! While the dentist can be very unpleasant by nature, I noticed that it was more my reaction to the situation that supported time's wrath. I WAS CREATING AVENUES FOR TIME TO KILL ME BY ALLOWING MYSELF TO BE STRESSED. If time is killing me, and I am supporting time's scheme, then I am killing myself... slowly. I do not wish to kill myself, but time is so manipulative, that time gets me to carry out it's will. Keeping my cool is stressful situations is my new way of saying F U time!

Time is not a ninja

Time tried to starve me today. How could I tell? Because it had been so much TIME since my last meal that I could scarcely walk. Trying to use my own body against me, eh Time? Afraid to do your own dirty work? We're on to you, Time. You're sneaky, but you're not a ninja.

Is it all relative?

I was just thinking about the phrase, "it's all relative" when I got completely overwhelmed by infinity. I immediately turned to the dictionary in search of answers about the meaning of relative, which in turned led to some topical research into the theory of relativity. It was over my head. After all, if it's all relative then understanding relative seemed important. Turns out it's not. Relative is simply another evil trick used by TIME in order to try and create further division in what could be perfect unity. Back when I was getting totally overwhelmed by infinity I realized that if we were not able to see things in relation to other things then we would see nothing. But then I thought would it be nothing or everything? Kind of like zooming out so far that there is no longer a point of reference even though everything is contained in the image. What are you looking at? Things? Or everything?

Give Time IT!

A handsome lass callously rejected my advances yesterday evening. Friends tried to console me by saying "It will be okay, give it time."

So I said "Eff this! I'm going to give time IT!" You hear that, Time! IT's gonna happen to you.

Nothing heals a broken heart like stickin' it to Time.