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Answer: Time. Yes, time is responsible for 100% of all deaths each year. Suck on that cancer!

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We have all heard the expression, "I'm just killing time." Guess what? You're not. Time is actually killing you. That is why we will be promoting a new expression to replace the old one.
"Time is killing me."

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Asia, our most important ally.

I am frankly embarrassed that I didn't think of this before. Hell, we made an entire post about an early-90's cartoon before mentioning the world's most populous continent, and our greatest ally in the fight against time.

How do I know? Over the course of a recent trans-Pacific flight, we flew for 12 long hours but landed 3-HOURS BEFORE WE LEFT! Is the Ring of Fire some sort of magical time warp that we can use to our advantage? No. It's deeper than that. It has to be.

Confucius himself said "Time flows like the water in a river," which means that time must ultimately run into the ocean and become salinated. What does this mean? I have no clue, but Confucius totally managed to make time his bitch, so I say we run with it.

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