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Question: What kills the most people each year?

Answer: Time. Yes, time is responsible for 100% of all deaths each year. Suck on that cancer!

Our mission is to raise awareness about the dangers of the subscription to and recognition of TIME.

There is a field of infinite possibility out there, we aim to discover it through extensive research in the field of fun and enjoyment.

We have all heard the expression, "I'm just killing time." Guess what? You're not. Time is actually killing you. That is why we will be promoting a new expression to replace the old one.
"Time is killing me."

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Laser Tag: The cure to time

Alright, Time, you piece of shit. We're on to your shenanigans, and both Albert Einstein (that guy you cowardly killed) and colloquial terms are on our side.

First the colloquialisms: "Time flies when you're having fun." Hear that, Time? When we're having fun, you don't even exist. You become a non-entity. Have you ever heard a little kid in the middle of a game of tag say "too bad time is killing me right now"? No, you haven't, because it's never happened. Also because you are an amorphous despot with neither ears nor conscience.

Next we have Einstein, who discovered a way to fight you before you killed him like the coward that you are. The solution: travel at the speed of light. So it's obvious that in order to beat time, all we have to do is find something fun that travels at the speed of light.

Enter: laser tag.
Exit: Time's savage dominion over humanity. Fuck you, Time.

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