Girls are Killing Me... exponentially!

Okay, this may be a little far fetched, but I think that it is worth mentioning. To the left is a mathematical proof that girls are evil. Whether you believe in the validity of the proof is up to you and your subjective experience, however, it should also be noted that girls are killing us, to the 2nd power! This is how:

We have established that Time is killing us on a daily basis. It is the number one killer with a 100% fatality rate. So, if girls = time x money, and time is money (time=money), then girls also = time x time. Because time is a killer, that means that time = death. Girls= (time)^2. (Time) ^2= (death)^2. Girls= (death)^2. Girls are killing me exponentially!

It should also be noted that because money= sqrt of evil, and time is money (time= money), then time = sqrt of evil. Time is also the root of all evil. This is slightly contradictory in that money is also the root of all evil. Seeing that time=money,however, they are interchangeable. In conclusion, through simple mathematical deduction we can see that women and time are killing me exponentially. I would wager that this is the reason that men, on average, are more likely to die younger than women.