Who's in your bed?

You know those mornings when you wake up and something just isn't right? You're tired or aching or slightly depressed or immediately pissed off. Well there used to be an old phrase to describe these unfortunate mornings: You woke up on the wrong side of the bed. That just isn't the case. There is no right or wrong side of the bed. You woke up next to time, and you feel dirty. You should feel dirty.