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We have all heard the expression, "I'm just killing time." Guess what? You're not. Time is actually killing you. That is why we will be promoting a new expression to replace the old one.
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Thursday, March 4, 2010

Time is Promiscuous

Time sleeps with the following people, things, and ideas:

Desire, stress, disease, Tom Barry, traffic, hate, uncomfortable chairs, Ben Stein, emergency rooms, cubicles, Keanu Reeves, death, jealousy, the movie Being Human, loneliness, anger, Britney Spears and Kenny G at the same time, losing, waiting, dentists, fear, terrorists, tone deaf people singing karaoke, Wilt Chamberlain (who doesn't?), Mondays, the idea of days, work, deadlines, and unhappiness.

The list goes on, but naming all of Time's 7382 sexual partners is also on the list so I have to stop here.
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