Sorry, but it looks like P. Cruz's sassy accent can't even save you from Time's assassin. It has been brought to our attention by some hot Andalusian chick that the Spanish word for time is "tiempo." Now this may seem like a perfectly adequate translation of the Anglo-Saxon derivative, and kind of fun to say as it rolls off the tongue pretty easily, but oh no, Baxter. You are so wrong. It's much, much more than that.
The word "tiempo" in Spanish is a homonym (a link for stupid people). It is used to describe both time and the weather, which totes kills everything in its path via: tsunamis, hurricanes, earthquakes, Dick Cheney, flash floods, tornadoes, heat waves and apocalyptic blizzards that only Dennis Quaid and Jake Gyllenhaal can survive in (Some people didn't have TIME to see '2012' so the references are a little stale, sorry).
So, by several bilingual degrees of separation, we can once again prove that Time indeed kills. What an inconvenient truth. Joder.
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