Have you ever been over-served at the bar one evening, then you wake up to friends telling you stories of things you don't remember? "Dude, you totally barfed in her purse and handed it back to her saying 'no need for change'" or "You went to sleep on the beach volleyball court and wouldn't move because you claimed the season wasn't over."
Your friends are bastards. They are using Time against you. By drinking, you've been actively defeating time by removing its influence on your life. Don't let these so-called friends undo your victory! You are a loyal soldier in the war against time! Those who bring it back are like the Americans who said "Ya know, the Redcoats really aren't so bad. Let's not throw that tea in the harbor."
So grab another pint, friend. And keep fighting the good fight. You're a true patriot. Your friends are practically French.
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