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Question: What kills the most people each year?

Answer: Time. Yes, time is responsible for 100% of all deaths each year. Suck on that cancer!

Our mission is to raise awareness about the dangers of the subscription to and recognition of TIME.

There is a field of infinite possibility out there, we aim to discover it through extensive research in the field of fun and enjoyment.

We have all heard the expression, "I'm just killing time." Guess what? You're not. Time is actually killing you. That is why we will be promoting a new expression to replace the old one.
"Time is killing me."

Sunday, March 7, 2010

What's your level of VIP-ness?

Time is a starfucker! We have always know that Time is vain, but this is simply unfair! The concept of the VIP line has always bothered me, why should certain individuals be admitted faster or allowed to park closer? Just because Time is an avid reader of US Weekly and gets its panties in a bunch over the thought of Brad and Angelina appearing at the opening of some hot new club does not give it the right to discriminate. I am sick of Time giving handouts to the rich and famous!
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