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Question: What kills the most people each year?

Answer: Time. Yes, time is responsible for 100% of all deaths each year. Suck on that cancer!

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There is a field of infinite possibility out there, we aim to discover it through extensive research in the field of fun and enjoyment.

We have all heard the expression, "I'm just killing time." Guess what? You're not. Time is actually killing you. That is why we will be promoting a new expression to replace the old one.
"Time is killing me."

Monday, February 8, 2010

Time is not a ninja

Time tried to starve me today. How could I tell? Because it had been so much TIME since my last meal that I could scarcely walk. Trying to use my own body against me, eh Time? Afraid to do your own dirty work? We're on to you, Time. You're sneaky, but you're not a ninja.

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