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Question: What kills the most people each year?

Answer: Time. Yes, time is responsible for 100% of all deaths each year. Suck on that cancer!

Our mission is to raise awareness about the dangers of the subscription to and recognition of TIME.

There is a field of infinite possibility out there, we aim to discover it through extensive research in the field of fun and enjoyment.

We have all heard the expression, "I'm just killing time." Guess what? You're not. Time is actually killing you. That is why we will be promoting a new expression to replace the old one.
"Time is killing me."

Friday, October 22, 2010

Who would have thought?

Well its official! Spandex is not always a guaranteed TIME killer. While most would argue (at least from the hetero male group) that watching girls dive around a gym wearing tiny spandex shorts would definitely qualify as a fantastic activity to stick it hard to TIME, I have to disagree. Sorry to all the perverts out there but I would much rather watch the ping pong world championships then line judge another volleyball game. TIME you may have won this round, but I will come at you with a vengeance as soon as I leave that gym floor for the last time!

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