First the colloquialisms: "Time flies when you're having fun." Hear that, Time? When we're having fun, you don't even exist. You become a non-entity. Have you ever heard a little kid in the middle of a game of tag say "too bad time is killing me right now"? No, you haven't, because it's never happened. Also because you are an amorphous despot with neither ears nor conscience.
Next we have Einstein, who discovered a way to fight you before you killed him like the coward that you are. The solution: travel at the speed of light. So it's obvious that in order to beat time, all we have to do is find something fun that travels at the speed of light.
Enter: laser tag.
Exit: Time's savage dominion over humanity. Fuck you, Time.
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